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I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. (XD noooo im not goth D: but i love black D:)

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be SMART.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a LOSER. (oooh yes XD huhuhu)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a BITCH.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.(i agree but i disagree at the same times D:)

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white TRASH.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be CRAZY.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. (LOL AT THIS)

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.(Hell yeah im sooo naive T_T)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat..

I KINDA HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no SOCIAL LIFE.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be GAY.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (no im not XD i'm just weird D:)

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (i hope that i have one D:)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be ANTI-SOCIAL. (I dont like to have 1000000 people around me XD so i dont like big group O_o?)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be CRAZY. (hehe i love to say funny things to myself 8D (damn i look crazy now XD))

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker .(hehe... XD i always say that i'm a crazy bitch 83)

I watch PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (hahaha XD i really dont like Hockey..)

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be a STEREOTYPE.(yes im a teenager è_é "eighteen" has teen in it 8D)

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet. *diiiie*

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (Yes XD but i am not the person that will hug a tree... XD)

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (nooo im not a person D8 i'm an alien !? o_o)

I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

I'm STRONG so I MUST be STUPID.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (i am Christian... but not in my head 8D)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.

AND I TAGGGG...

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I have like 300 deviation that looks like big shit! So i got a big idea: I will delete all that art and post only decent drawing...in the future......

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Now i am OLD!!!!! O_____O

It's my birthday and i have now 18 years old O_______o

WTFH!!!!!!

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IN one week...i will be 18 years old O_________O...

I will be OLD! TT__TT i miss my 16 and my 4 years old XD when i was innocent and when i was doing what i want...when time was in slow motion... when i didn't have responsabilities.... when it was HEAVEN!!

NO I WILL BE 18 YEARS OLD!!! T___T

but i will me a kid in my heart like all people say :XD: and i will go in bar during night =D Alcohol here i came O___O (...me drunk is not very cool XP)

So whatever.. November 26 will be my last day of minority O_O I will enter in an other crazy world o____O

NOVEMBER 26 HERE I COME!!!!!!!

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So Heloooooooooooo =D

I'm really bored this day...and i really dont know what to draw DX soooo i decide to do like something fun! I will draw your OCs!! TADAMM ~

so I will start with 5 places ^^ and try to draw them!

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1. Konstance
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I hope that someone will post TT'

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